For you amusement and edification, here’s a short list of my favorite text acronyms.  Enjoy!

GNBLFY: Got Nothing But Love For You

IFLY: I Freaking Love You

MTLA: My True Love Always

TTYAWFN: Talk To You A While From Now

PITMEMBOAM: Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother

DYFM: Dude You Fascinate Me

POTATO:  People Over Thirty Acting Twenty One

DWPKOTL: Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips

ILUAAF: I Love You As A Friend

LYMI: Love You, Mean It

JTOU: Just Thinking Of You

BBAMFIC: Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge

GD&RF: Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast

BWDIK: But What Do I Know

WIBAMU: Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle

AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

BTOIYA: Be There or It’s Your Ass

INUCOSM: It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk

OMIK: Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

PEBCAC: Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

PNATMBC: Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain

SICL: Sitting In Chair Laughing

LTHTT: Laughing Too Hard To Type

LSHMBH: Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

JTOL: Just Thinking Out Loud

FLUID: F***ing Look it Up, I Did

TFTHAOT: Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time

MSNUW: Mini-Skirt No Under-Wear

TMA: Too Many Acronyms